Enough with the "Pooplosions" Miles!

This is our invention from the weekend (patent pending) to combat the dreaded "pooplosion." We were warned in newborn class about explosive bowel movements that would likely land all over you OR on the nursery wall. We were never warned that we could get both and then some. After Mary took a sneak attack pooplosion to the face, she asked me to go to Home Depot and build a poop shield. The guy at the store never skipped a beat when I told him what I was building - I was impressed. Here are some pictures of the poop shield before and after Grandpa Gary reviewed our design and made some suggestions for improvement.